Photos of stuff

My dad made me a poster of Sviatoslav Richter albums when I was 15. This was only half of them.	My printer made a modern art masterpiece
my sunday best
I found the Tree of Life.	Me with PDQ Bach and Suzanne Vega right after I told a really stupid joke because I was manic and drunk. I was so excited to tell her how Eazy E borrowed her melody from Tom's Diner on one of his unreleased tracks.
I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.	I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke
The North Country	Sam just kickin' it. He saved my life.
My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty. This chair belonged to Conway Twitty, and an old friend thought he'd want me to have it.	Just so you know, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.
I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt	Trying to conduct
score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago	I flew overseas dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park. Had a psychotic break midflight, but successfully delivered the embryos.
'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.	'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack
Me dressed up with my sister and brother visiting Santa Claus at the mall 1996	my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover
A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo	The Professional. Big money, big nutz, and a big fat dope sack.
Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener	At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence
End of my dissertation	Saw this album and realized why so many people over the years have said I look like Schubert.
Feeding hungry hungry Rajah. I was once sprayed in the face by a tiger, then passed out in the evening during an opening weekend screening of Brokeback Mountain. Hard to explain in the moment. 'C'mon, Guys! I'm not homophobic, promise! It's just this popcorn butter smell reminded me too much of getting blasted in the grimace this morning by Pollo the tiger.'	Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother! Just walked around in circles for weeks talking like James Mason in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Many attempt, few were born for it. Kinda like Dennis Hopper in his search for the Giant Squid.	I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.
I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.
Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!	Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.
From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli	Words of wisdom.
Sam helping me level up in Skyrim	My Indominus Rex chia pet struggles
Eating nachos outside	My dog Thatch and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest
Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield	Sweet little Tsar
I made this hoodie	Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me
I bought this opera LP because it has what would have been the hardest gangsta rap album cover of the 90s	My buddy Enrique knew it had to be done, but my dad, as can be seen in this photo, was quite concerned I was going to get hurt jumping off the table for a music video.
My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.	"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"
Ligeti hat
In a music grad student office at Duke	The only time I asked AI for something. And it delivered. The Prompt: Make me an imaginary cover page of a trending Youtube video of some popular influencer doing a first time watching reaction video to the Challenger Disaster of 1985
I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.	Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.
Custom t-shirt featuring some of my favorite music personalities from history.	Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.
I ran for student council in high school and won	Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.
I originally planned to make my dissertation pro wrestling ballet with action figures rated R, taking the wrestling action figures to leave the mini arena and fight their no disqualification championship match at various locations in the real world: strip clubs, tv preacher faith healing services, The Gay Dolphin at Myrtle Beach, etc. There was no way my dissertation committee would have allowed that, and I lost my funding in the end anyway, but here's a photo from the original version	Me excited next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.

Photos of Stuff

My dad made me a poster of Sviatoslav Richter albums when I was 15. This was only half of them.

My printer made a modern art masterpiece

my sunday best

I found the Tree of Life.

Me with PDQ Bach and Suzanne Vega right after I told a really stupid joke because I was manic and drunk. I was so excited to tell her how Eazy E borrowed her melody from Tom's Diner on one of his unreleased tracks.

I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.

I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke

The North Country

Sam just kickin' it. He saved my life.

My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty. This chair belonged to Conway Twitty, and an old friend thought he'd want me to have it.

Just so you know, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.

I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt

Trying to conduct

score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago

I flew overseas dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park. Had a psychotic break midflight, but successfully delivered the embryos.

'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.

'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack

Me dressed up with my sister and brother visiting Santa Claus at the mall 1996

my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover

A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo

The Professional. Big money, big nutz, and a big fat dope sack.

Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener

At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence

End of my dissertation

Saw this album and realized why so many people over the years have said I look like Schubert.

Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother! Just walked around in circles for weeks talking like James Mason in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Many attempt, few were born for it. Kinda like Dennis Hopper in his search for the Giant Squid.

I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.

I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.

Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!

Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.

From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli

Words of wisdom.

Sam helping me level up in Skyrim

My Indominus Rex chia pet struggles

Eating nachos outside

My dog Thatch and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest

Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield

Sweet little Tsar

I made this hoodie

Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me

I bought this opera LP because it has what would have been the hardest gangsta rap album cover of the 90s

My buddy Enrique knew it had to be done, but my dad, as can be seen in this photo, was quite concerned I was going to get hurt jumping off the table for a music video.

My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.

"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"

Ligeti hat

In a music grad student office at Duke

The only time I asked AI for something. And it delivered. The Prompt: Make me an imaginary cover page of a trending Youtube video of some popular influencer doing a first time watching reaction video to the Challenger Disaster of 1985

I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.

Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.

Custom t-shirt featuring some of my favorite music personalities from history.

Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.

I ran for student council in high school and won

Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Me excited next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.