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Photos of Stuff
My dad made me a poster of Sviatoslav Richter albums when I was 15. This was only half of them.
My printer made a modern art masterpiece
my sunday best
I found the Tree of Life.
Me with PDQ Bach and Suzanne Vega right after I told them a dirty joke because I was drunk.
I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.
I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke
The North Country
Sam just kickin' it
My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty
FYI, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.
I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt
Trying to conduct
score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago
I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight
'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.
'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack
my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover
A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo
Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener
At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence
End of my dissertation
Saw this album and realized why so many people over the years have said I look like Schubert.
Feeding hungry hungry Rajah
Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother!
Many attempt, few were born for it
Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield
I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.
I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.
Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!
Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.
From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli
Words of wisdom.
Sam helping me level up in Skyrim
My dog Thatcher and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest
I made this hoodie
Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me
Still from the music video directed by Jeremy Seifert.
My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.
"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"
In a music grad student office at Duke
I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.
Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.
Custom t-shirt featuring some of my favorite music personalities from history.
Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.
Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.
Me next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.
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