Photos of stuff

My dad made me a poster of Sviatoslav Richter albums when I was 15. This was only half of them.	My printer made a modern art masterpiece
my sunday best
I found the Tree of Life.	Me with PDQ Bach and Suzanne Vega right after I told a really stupid joke because I was manic and drunk. I was so excited to tell her how Eazy E borrowed her melody from Tom's Diner on one of his unreleased tracks.
I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.	I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke
The North Country	Sam just kickin' it. He saved my life.
My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty. This chair belonged to Conway Twitty, and an old friend thought he'd want me to have it. Love it. I see the want to in your eyes. And that ass.	Just so you know, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.
I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt	Trying to conduct
score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago	I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight. Had a psychotic break midflight, but successfully delivered the embryos.
'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.	'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack
my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover	A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo
The Professional. Big money, big nutz, and a big fat dope sack.	Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener
At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence	End of my dissertation
Saw this album and realized why so many people over the years have said I look like Schubert.	Feeding hungry hungry Rajah. I was once sprayed in the face by a tiger, then passed out in the evening during an opening weekend screening of Brokeback Mountain. Hard to explain in the moment. 'C'mon, Guys! I'm not homophobic, promise! It's just this popcorn butter smell reminded me too much of getting blasted in the grimace this morning by Pollo the tiger.'
Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother! Just walked around in circles for weeks talking like James Mason in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.	Many attempt, few were born for it. Kinda like Dennis Hopper in his search for the Giant Squid.
Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield	I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.
I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.
Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!	Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.
From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli	Words of wisdom.
Sam helping me level up in Skyrim	Eating nachos outside
My dog Thatch and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest	Sweet little Tsar
I made this hoodie	Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me
My buddy Enrique knew it had to be done, but my dad, as can be seen in this photo, was quite concerned I was going to get hurt jumping off the table for a music video.	My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.
"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"
In a music grad student office at Duke	I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.
Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.	Custom t-shirt featuring some of my favorite music personalities from history.
Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.	Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.
Me excited next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.

Photos of Stuff

My dad made me a poster of Sviatoslav Richter albums when I was 15. This was only half of them.

My printer made a modern art masterpiece

my sunday best

I found the Tree of Life.

Me with PDQ Bach and Suzanne Vega right after I told a really stupid joke because I was manic and drunk. I was so excited to tell her how Eazy E borrowed her melody from Tom's Diner on one of his unreleased tracks.

I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.

I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke

The North Country

Sam just kickin' it. He saved my life.

My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty. This chair belonged to Conway Twitty, and an old friend thought he'd want me to have it. Love it. I see the want to in your eyes. And that ass.

Just so you know, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.

I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt

Trying to conduct

score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago

I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight. Had a psychotic break midflight, but successfully delivered the embryos.

'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.

'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack

my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover

A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo

The Professional. Big money, big nutz, and a big fat dope sack.

Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener

At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence

End of my dissertation

Saw this album and realized why so many people over the years have said I look like Schubert.

Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother! Just walked around in circles for weeks talking like James Mason in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Many attempt, few were born for it. Kinda like Dennis Hopper in his search for the Giant Squid.

Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield

I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.

I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.

Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!

Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.

From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli

Words of wisdom.

Sam helping me level up in Skyrim

Eating nachos outside

My dog Thatch and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest

Sweet little Tsar

I made this hoodie

Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me

My buddy Enrique knew it had to be done, but my dad, as can be seen in this photo, was quite concerned I was going to get hurt jumping off the table for a music video.

My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.

"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"

In a music grad student office at Duke

I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.

Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.

Custom t-shirt featuring some of my favorite music personalities from history.

Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Me excited next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.