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Welcome! I'm a composer, pianist, and music teacher. My first love of music was through pro wrestling entrance music. Seeing my favorite wrestlers make grand entrances accompanied to sounds of an orchestra, I was convinced they composed the music. I began recording myself playing piano pieces, giving mock interviews and short analyses to the camera, mimicking wrestlers I'd heard. Here's me when I was 9:

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"...but I'll be doing the whole symphony by myself..."

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I started writing music about my favorite animals. I also made arrangements of music I liked but didn't have the sheet music: classical, movie scores, TV shows, gangsta rap songs, video game soundtracks, etc. I often asked teachers if I could write songs for projects/assignments and perform in class. My favorite composers to play were Prokofiev and late Beethoven. I lost some use of my hands as an adult from psychosomatic inflammation and relearned piano with limited fingers. I've been told my playing sounds odd and identifiable. 

I went to school at North Carolina School of the Arts (high school), UNC-Chapel Hill (BM), Duke (PhD). I went to Bang on a Can and Yale's Norfolk Festival and had fun. I've been fortunate along the way to win some awards, including 2 ASCAP Morton Gould Young Composer Awards. My doctoral dissertation was a pro wrestling ballet/piano concerto filmed with action figures in my parents' basement, an attempt to form a soundtrack for the entire spectacle that made me love music in the first place.

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Press play to hear "Hulking up, chair shot," an excerpt from Barbeque Man Unleashed

I write music for The Me2/ Orchestra, the world's only orchestra for people with mental illness.  A recent audio-visual work, Music for Mental Health, was screened at Photografiska in NYC for the MATA Festival in May 2024. I'm currently making a multimedia spoken word concerto, The Shitty Titanic, for Alarm Will Sound scheduled for 2026. 

Other recent projects include multimedia stuff featuring musicians with mental illness, Music for prepared piano, pretty much complete nonsense that brings me joy, Etudes for piano/vocalist/rapper (me) in stacked time signatures, songs about Saturday morning impromptu trips to bird fairs, mental illness and caretaking, Jurassic Park alternate histories, scores for microscopic science footage, podcasts, films, music to be performed by people with developmental disabilities, orchestral, music for children, etc. I like to play most of the instruments on my recordings, even if I can't even play the instrument or keep a steady beat. It brings me joy.

 

In school, I began digitally altering original isolated vocals of popular songs and remixing them into other genres. I made an album of orchestral remixes, American Nachos. Here are a few: One is Journey's Any Way You Want It with a variation from Bach's Goldberg Variations /additional orchestration. Another is a major key orchestral version of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit 

Wie du Willst (Journey's Any Way You Want It/ and Bach's Goldberg Variations:1st var.) In 3/4 

Hojamei - Paul Swartzel
Snake Bite Memorial - Paul Swartzel

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

(Remix for Orchestra) - Paul Swartzel

Postlude - Paul Swartzel (2021)
The Truest Haiku - Paul Swartzel

Thanks for reading/listening. 

I never saw the Tom Cruise movie The Last Samurai, but I wrote a song on what it's probably about

Truest Haiku

Truest Haiku - Paul Swartzel
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Was a little boy in Japan
(And this is true)
It was hard times, Pre-World War 2
Pre-Kamikazes comin down from the sky
when Tom Cruise ruled as The Last Samurai
.....and he was a tyrant

Threw the boy's mama in the Slam
Cause she blew
Outlawed Tunes on the Japanese Flute
meaning Dance Hall Days, Wang Chung cover band,
Boy got in his truck, went down to jail, and made demands:

"Hey Cruise, I'm here to do three things:
Get my mama
Kick some ass
and play some Japanese flute music....
Looks like I'm almost outta flute, MANE, gimme my mama."


Cruise told him to beat it and scram,
"Disperse!
Wait, ya want ya mama, ya better gimme a verse
bout something sacred to your kin."

Boy said a curse
The F word, the worst,
and on a whim
boy said with a grin

[oh, jus look at that grin]

"You want a haiku?
You can't handle a haiku

A Few Good Men 2"

The Director said "Cut!
We're gonna make a billion bucks!
Make a trailer that goes...
Weeeouuuooooewwwww"


And they did. 

Because

The Industrial Revolution
Has Been a Disaster
For The Human Race





 

Snake Bite Memorial

Snake Bite Memorial
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Good day to you, and you, and you

and a Good Day Everybody, Hey!

That’s not how we do things in Indianapolis

 

Oh, No thanks to you and you and you

That's not how we do things!

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That’s NOT how we do things in Indianapolis.

 

"The Snake Bite Memorial 

Takes up all the land with 

Names of those killed by snakes..

...lot bigger than our Vietnam...

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and it’s shaped like a Snake,

One that swallowed an egg,

well, with no more room you gotta go up

with bigger font for the wealthy dead

 

Some parts an names removed,

now some soldier's souvenir

'Oh, we’ll get them back!'

That's what they say

at least election year... 

 

But not today

Not today.

 

Everybody sayin':

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“Get rid of the snakes

Get rid of the snakes

Get rid of the snakes!

Get rid of em , rid of em......"

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But that's not how we things in 

IN-DI-ANA-AP-PO-LIS

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THAT'S not how we do things

No, we don't.

That’s NOT how we do things in Indianapolis

 

We got room to build.

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