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                 Barbeque Man Unleashed:

    The Greatest Professional Wrestling Work of All Time

              (Ballet/Piano Concerto with Action Figure visuals)

Barbeque Man Unleashed is a ballet/piano concerto with action figures depicting the legendary rivalry between professional wrestlers Barbeque Man Jr. and Baron Banks Gentry. The music's in two sections/wrestling matches, and reflects changes in wrestling story lines I saw growing up, from family-friendly morality plays as a kid to more adult/racy content during the so-called WWE ‘Attitude Era’ from my teenage years. The ballet features electrifying entrances, devastating bodyslams, chair shots, crashes through broadcasting tables, and toilet submersion. I made a miniature wrestling arena and my brother, Gray, did the photography. Samir Arora edited. This was my dissertation in music composition at Duke University. 

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The contrasting entrance themes for the two wrestlers clash, resulting in overlapping key centers, rhythms, and tempos. Themes are establish in Part 1, and for the most part the music mimics the action on the screen. Part 2 has a more free-flowing, continuous form with greater independence from the choreographic action.  I tried to fuse various musical styles: high modernism, cartoon music, Hollywood blockbusters, and Southern popular music. Though none of the borrowed tropes are immune from parody, they are valued equally in terms of emotional weight for the story. 

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Like a lot of music I love, wrestling is not monochromatic and relies heavily on timing. Wrestling matches can go from serious to comedic in an instant, playing with emotions and failing if viewers get too familiar and comfortable. Viewers are supposed to feel angry, surprised, sad, happy, disappointed, scared, and amused, and sometimes in no particular order. You can’t categorize great wresting matches by a singular sentiment. 

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Ultimately, my joy for professional wrestling is based on watching skilled performers create unforgettable stories through semi-predetermined choreography. The same can be said for music.  - Paul
 

 

For more in-depth notes, click on the PDF:                PDF of the condensed score: 

 

 

I never saw the Tom Cruise movie The Last Samurai, but I wrote a song on what it's probably about

Truest Haiku

Truest Haiku - Paul Swartzel
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Was a little boy in Japan
(And this is true)
It was hard times, Pre-World War 2
Pre-Kamikazes comin down from the sky
when Tom Cruise ruled as The Last Samurai
.....and he was a tyrant

Threw the boy's mama in the Slam
Cause she blew
Outlawed Tunes on the Japanese Flute
meaning Dance Hall Days, Wang Chung cover band,
Boy got in his truck, went down to jail, and made demands:

"Hey Cruise, I'm here to do three things:
Get my mama
Kick some ass
and play some Japanese flute music....
Looks like I'm almost outta flute, MANE, gimme my mama."


Cruise told him to beat it and scram,
"Disperse!
Wait, ya want ya mama, ya better gimme a verse
bout something sacred to your kin."

Boy said a curse
The F word, the worst,
and on a whim
boy said with a grin

[oh, jus look at that grin]

"You want a haiku?
You can't handle a haiku

A Few Good Men 2"

The Director said "Cut!
We're gonna make a billion bucks!
Make a trailer that goes...
Weeeouuuooooewwwww"


And they did. 

Because

The Industrial Revolution
Has Been a Disaster
For The Human Race





 

Snake Bite Memorial

Snake Bite Memorial
00:00 / 01:10

Good day to you, and you, and you

and a Good Day Everybody, Hey!

That’s not how we do things in Indianapolis

 

Oh, No thanks to you and you and you

That's not how we do things!

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That’s NOT how we do things in Indianapolis.

 

"The Snake Bite Memorial 

Takes up all the land with 

Names of those killed by snakes..

...lot bigger than our Vietnam...

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and it’s shaped like a Snake,

One that swallowed an egg,

well, with no more room you gotta go up

with bigger font for the wealthy dead

 

Some parts an names removed,

now some soldier's souvenir

'Oh, we’ll get them back!'

That's what they say

at least election year... 

 

But not today

Not today.

 

Everybody sayin':

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“Get rid of the snakes

Get rid of the snakes

Get rid of the snakes!

Get rid of em , rid of em......"

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But that's not how we things in 

IN-DI-ANA-AP-PO-LIS

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THAT'S not how we do things

No, we don't.

That’s NOT how we do things in Indianapolis

 

We got room to build.

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