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Paul Swartzel

Tis the season. Strap Season
(My One Man Band nonsense stuff)
An elderly friend told me Beethoven talks to her sometimes.
She asked him how he's doing and he said he loves spending
eternity listening to different interpretations of his music and life. She said he wants us to know people can do whatever they want: mess with the tempo, switch dynamics, change instrumentations, etc. Just don't fuck with the notes. I believe her.
Music
Stuff


flea market bird fair
(music for a Saturday morning adventure)
Barbeque Man Unleashed:
The Greatest Professional Wrestling Work of All Time
Piano Concerto/Ballet Filmed w/ Action Figures
Finale: The Powerbomb and the Glory.... Forever
Barbeque Man Unleashed Finale with Ampex Tape 2 2013
00:00 / 01:52
Get it all. Get it all.
The Hammer without a Masturbator
00:00 / 02:20
Prepared Piano Etude exercise study session
'No. 1 - The Hammer Without a Masturbator'
Scene: Hulking Up/Impervious to Pain
Barbeque Man Unleashed 'Hulking Up' with
00:00 / 01:28

Ronald's Flying Theme
00:00 / 01:12
Music from 'Brain Stories' Podcast
Ronald's Flying Theme at 15
Ronald's Theme Unleashed
00:00 / 00:52
Hojamei - Paul Swartzel
00:00 / 04:52
Flying Theme as Violin/Flute double concerto
Hojamei
(On mental illness, family, hope)
This website design stuff is difficult to figure out
with different pages,everything every which way.
Trying to learn. Thanks for your patience



Professional Intro
Prepared Piano Etude

I don't know where you people come from



Staying Alive
00:00 / 04:00
Kind of a cover of the BeeGees song through
some kind of Schoenberg op. 19 no. 6 prism
(prepared piano)
Staying Alive -
Prepared Piano Etude Study

Oh they lawd......
Super Mash Potato Fantasy in C
00:00 / 03:23
Get that Goozle - Paul Swartzel
00:00 / 03:25

Hey, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World, click here...



The Unanswered Question
Is snakes out there this biig?
If you must know, Gabby Supreme's out with ZenDolla, who's just a terribull influence




Yall, It's Medicine Time.
Wait a minute, that's Arnold Schoenberg's Music!
Good Gawd!






I went to a barber shop, showed them a picture of Wayne Knight from JP, and said I want Full Nedry. Dennis Nedry actually survives Jurassic Park, got the 1.5 million, and drops a diss track on his former corporate employer. Rap in odd time signatures, stacked
Journey's 'any way you want it' with.a Bach goldberg variation and altered and additional orchestration and in 3/4
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Where did they go?


Transcription Project



Major key, altered vocal Remix of Nirvana's Something in the way.
Always liked Kurt Cobain's voice and wanted to see what it sounded like in different contexts



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