Photos of stuff

The Professional.	My printer made a modern art masterpiece
I found the Tree of Life.	I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke
The North Country	Sam just kickin' it
My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty	FYI, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.
I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt	I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.
Trying to conduct	score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago
I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight	'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.
'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack	my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover
A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo	Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener
my sunday best	At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence
End of my dissertation	Feeding hungry hungry Rajah
Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother!	Many attempt, few were born for it
	Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield
Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me	I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.
I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.
Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!	Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.
From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli	Words of wisdom.
Saw this album and realized why people over the years have said I look like Schubert.	Sam helping me level up in Skyrim

I made this hoodie
Still from the music video directed by Jeremy Seifert.	My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.
"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"
In a music grad student office at Duke	I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.
Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.	Ginger made this shirt for me. It features some of my favorite music personalities from history.
Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.	Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.
Me next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.	My dog Thatcher and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest

Photos of Stuff

The Professional.

My printer made a modern art masterpiece

I found the Tree of Life.

I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke

The North Country

Sam just kickin' it

My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty

FYI, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.

I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt

I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.

Trying to conduct

score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago

I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight

'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.

'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack

my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover

A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo

Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener

my sunday best

At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence

End of my dissertation

Feeding hungry hungry Rajah

Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother!

Many attempt, few were born for it

Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield

Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me

I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.

I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.

Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!

Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.

From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli

Words of wisdom.

Saw this album and realized why people over the years have said I look like Schubert.

Sam helping me level up in Skyrim

I made this hoodie

Still from the music video directed by Jeremy Seifert.

My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.

"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"

In a music grad student office at Duke

I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.

Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.

Ginger made this shirt for me. It features some of my favorite music personalities from history.

Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Me next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.

My dog Thatcher and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest