Photos of Stuff

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The Professional.

My printer made a modern art masterpiece

My printer made a modern art masterpiece

the tree of life

I found the Tree of Life.

I took this photo of an Alligator Snapping Turtle looking like it's breathing smoke

The North Country

Sam just kickin' it

My home has a shrine to Conway Twitty

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FYI, my town's pharmacy has a lot of new family planning merchandise.

I forged this Mickey Mantle autograph in 2nd grade, my dad said I was quite pleased on my 2nd attempt

I photoshopped this. This would make a great Chopin book.

Trying to conduct

score for a prepared piano piece I wrote long ago

I flew overseas and dressed as Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park for the flight

Birds and Squid

'Self Portrait with Birds and Squid'- I made this drawing in college with used printer ink cartridges.

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'Fire and Ice': Me in winter, holding a compact disc copy of the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves soundtrack

my cats looking like they're on a Christian Rock album cover

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A picture of my cat and it looks a bit like that famous Stravinsky photo

Mary Stewart the Caracal, great at catching birds, good listener

my sunday best

At the national academy of sciences building for my dad's induction, Einstein disapproves of my presence

End of my dissertation

Feeding hungry hungry Rajah

Giant Squid beak, a present from my brother!

Many attempt, few were born for it

Ligeti Autograph - realer than Real Deal Holyfield

Barbeque Man Dance

Still from the BBQ Man Dance video, wearing an authentic WrestleMania 2 shirt that doesn't fit me

Boulez - 3rd piano Sonata

I bought this Boulez score in high school and later put it on my dorm wall in college. T.Rex figure there for scale.

Figure 4

I collected old baseball cards when I was a kid. My favorite set is 1956 Topps. I wanted a quartet and found one close enough.

Italy

Giant Squid Cake

Giant Squid cake for my 17th Birthday!

Barbeque Man Unleashed

Barbeque Man Jr. makes his entrance in his rematch with Baron Banks Gentry.

All or Nothing

From a former student, the gift of Milli Vanilli

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Words of wisdom.

Schubert

Saw this album and realized why people over the years have said I look like Schubert.

Sam

Sam helping me level up in Skyrim

Good times.

Tsar cat

I made this hoodie

Dressed up

The Barbeque Man Dance

Still from the music video directed by Jeremy Seifert.

My Pro Wrestling VHS collection. Intimidating, I know.

My Christmas Tree

"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"

Sam and deer

Me and my JP T. Rex

In a music grad student office at Duke

Cat album cover

I took a picture of my cats and thought they looked like they were on a Christian Rock album cover. An anonymous photoshop hero later sent this image to me.

Barbeque Man Stunner

Barbeque Man Jr. delivers a stunner to Baron Banks Gentry at Wrestlefest 30.

T-shirt!

Ginger made this shirt for me. It features some of my favorite music personalities from history.

What Just Popped in There 2

Vanderbilt Jenkins removes a chair that Baron Banks Gentry used on BBQ Man Jr while the ref wasn't looking. From their first match. Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Through the broadcast table

Vanderbilt Jenkins, the executive financial advisor of Baron Banks Gentry, crashes through the broadcasting table in the second half of Barbeque Man Unleashed.

Jaws the Revenge.

Me next to the fin used in Jaws: The Revenge, generally considered one of the worst movies ever made.

Look-a-like champs!

My dog Thatcher and I won a dog/owner look-a-like contest

My Christmas Tree

"Fear not, for, behold; I bring you tithings and great joy!"